I have received some backlash from my sexification to Tom Fucking Selleck post. They say I'm a girl, I should sexify myself to a nice smooth faced woman-like image. I say to you, FUCK THE FUCK OFF. Sexy is sexless. Or should I say genderless. And those of you who want to hate on the power of hair, also fuck off. HAIR IS POWER. (Christianesque people, see Sampson for reference.)
So some of yous have says: "Amy, women with mustaches are for sideshows and old timey carney folk. What the fuck is your deal?"
I says to them: "Sasquatch woman is carnal and beastly. She does the weird kinky shit on the first date. Did you hear me? FIRST DATE. Don't be hating the new/old breed of Amazon Goddess."
The still unenlightened fool says: "But hairy women are not sexy. Sexy is as hairless as a 10 year old girl."
I says to the fuckweasle naysayer: "Behold a powerful warrior woman, facial hair, leg hair and a 70's porn-fro that will make you beg for a snorkle and dental floss. She will crush you with her love power. Her savage sexiness will leave you bleeding, desperate for more beast-lady."
Now, my little sexlings, I dare you not to google Sasquatch porn.
More sexy hairy ladies (thank you google image)
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