I have written a short poem about my most recent woes. I hope you enjoy. Toilet Paper Do I have enough money to buy toilet paper
Do I have enough money to wipe my ass
Taking a shit shouldn’t cost money
I shouldn’t be too poor to wipe my ass
I need to take out a loan to go grocery shopping
Unless I eat that wallpaper I’ve always hated
But eventually that wallpaper will be gone
And I will be even more hungry and constipated
I guess that solves the toilet paper problem
If I can’t shit I won’t need to wipe
And if there is no food, there will be no shit
So these money woes are just hype
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